Bad dad puns: Nailed it

Nailed it, when you absolutely, positively have you cut your toe nails, take out as many people as you can!

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All the series and all the movies couldn't put society back together again.

I like beer. All of the beer. Also I took a selfie with a emu once and didn't die.