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Five Nights at Freddy’s

Five Nights at Freddy’s manages to deliver exactly what everyone thought it would. A garbage movie based on a videogame marketed at kids. Based on the popular video game series …

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The Flash: DC finally nails it

The Flash is DC’s latest attempt at making a decent superhero movie. Directed by Andy Muschietti, who directed part one and two of Stephen King’s IT, The Flash finally nails …

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The Machine: Rusty and worn

The Machine is a movie by director Peter Atencio and is based on a comedy skit by Bert ‘The Machine’ Kreischer. And dear gods it’s so boring I almost fell …

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Cocaine Bear: Addictive fun

Cocaine Bear is a B-grade romp of a movie from Elizabeth Banks. The movie is just plain fun. It’s not trying to be smart. There doesn’t appear to be any …